shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

highbloodsassyllama:

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

that pun wasn’t very swajjy of you

cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

anothermindpalace:

Andrew Scott; Dates.

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.